Quotable Quotes

[lareinenoire]

"And there's always the Five...Positions...of Feminine...Subjugation." (complete with appropriate hand motions)
"Hello Mr Bierschenk. Welcome back."

"Twenty quid. Twenty fucking quid."

"Have you ever tried speaking to a drunken Glaswegian?"
"I pulled one out of a trashcan once."

"You know, now as I recall all of this history, I must say...I'm a slut!"

"I'm having flashbacks to Beyond Therapy. Pen...penguin...puffin..."
"Penis!" (after a pause) "Penis languages?"

"When in doubt, look for it in the original language! And Kitty whips out her large linguistic cock."
"You cannot do this! It needs foreplay, it needs to be seduced!"
"I can't do that... I come, I conquer, rape, pillage, burn... hey look, Japanese!"
"Just remember: rape and pillage BEFORE you burn."
"Does that makes sense for CDs, too?"
"No, I think that's the other way around..."

"I'll do puppy dog eyes!"
"I'll do anime eyes!"
"OOH! Chibi Kitty!"

"But I can't be a slut, I'm too cute!"
"You're not too cute at all! It's a clever disguise!"
"You're like the fluffy bunny."
"WHAT???"
"Well, we all know what the fluffy bunny does..."
"Hop?"

Ah, the danger. The fun. The quotes. We're crazy, but at least we know it...

EDIT (11:28 PM)

"Now sixty fucking quid...or appropriate amounts of alcohol."

"We're all blind."
"I'm not blind! I can't see!"
"Doesn't that denote blindness?"

Comments

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

i wonder if those quote are more amusing in or out-of-context...cuz they're pretty darn amusing out of context..

Five postions of female subjugation?

[lareinenoire.livejournal.com]

Five positions of female subjugation.

::clears throat::

It's from an absolutely brilliant film called "Stage Beauty." Like "Shakespeare in Love" with drag queens. The five positions apply to male actors playing female roles. And, as we females learn very quickly, they are thoroughly and utterly inaccurate.

And the hand motions are not unlike those of a certain Mr Bierschenk. Whom we all know and love. Even those of us who don't know him. What this says about him, I shall refrain from exploring.

Though Pix says she will, and raises her hand. She is the slut after all.

~The Speaker

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

and now my coworkers are looking at me oddly because I am laughing so hard i am turning interesting colors.

I've heard about that movie..it sounds highly intriguing..now even more so ;)

[specialsnowflak.livejournal.com]

Hm... at a loss. What, exactly, is a Glaswegian?

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

Ooooo..Oooo!! I know this one!

It is someone who is from or resides in the beautiful Scottish city of Glasgow.

My icon is an example of this fine people(Billy Boyd aka Pippin)

[yrmencyn.livejournal.com]

um.... I was going to ask about my presence in the quotes. And now that I see a [partial] explanation... I'm still not certain how I should react.