The Mirror in my Mind

I don't normally post about the election, but this is only vaguely related and had me nearly crying from laughter.

Stupid hair. Must it thwart even my efforts to not look *bad* (as opposed to working in a positive direction; I'm happy with neutral after a point) for the May Ball tonight. Arrgh.

Should get dressed. Really. But first...

( Memeage )

( Random Quizzage )

Gakked from halflingmerry

Now, I actually answered this wrong on her journal, so read it properly if you want to do it. Unlike me. ::grin::

"You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag. (no celebrity names since celebrities aren't fictional...for the most part)"

"And there's always the Five...Positions...of Feminine...Subjugation." (complete with appropriate hand motions)
"Hello Mr Bierschenk. Welcome back."

"Twenty quid. Twenty fucking quid."

"Have you ever tried speaking to a drunken Glaswegian?"
"I pulled one out of a trashcan once."

"You know, now as I recall all of this history, I must say...I'm a slut!"

"I'm having flashbacks to Beyond Therapy. Pen...penguin...puffin..."
"Penis!" (after a pause) "Penis languages?"

"When in doubt, look for it in the original language! And Kitty whips out her large linguistic cock."
"You cannot do this! It needs foreplay, it needs to be seduced!"
"I can't do that... I come, I conquer, rape, pillage, burn... hey look, Japanese!"
"Just remember: rape and pillage BEFORE you burn."
"Does that makes sense for CDs, too?"
"No, I think that's the other way around..."

"I'll do puppy dog eyes!"
"I'll do anime eyes!"
"OOH! Chibi Kitty!"

"But I can't be a slut, I'm too cute!"
"You're not too cute at all! It's a clever disguise!"
"You're like the fluffy bunny."
"WHAT???"
"Well, we all know what the fluffy bunny does..."
"Hop?"

Ah, the danger. The fun. The quotes. We're crazy, but at least we know it...

EDIT (11:28 PM)

"Now sixty fucking quid...or appropriate amounts of alcohol."

"We're all blind."
"I'm not blind! I can't see!"
"Doesn't that denote blindness?"