I'm dangerous when I meme

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
5. ...along with these instructions.

Well...you see, I'm a literature major. This is evidenced in the fact that I have a pile of seventeen books sitting about three inches away from my hands. And I've done enough actual work for today, so I hereby present them all.

( Because I'm enough of a smartass to do it )

And that, as they say, is the lot. At least of that pile. The other one was a bit further away and only had three books anyway. And, strangely enough, I found Lacan's view on the undead in one of those books, thanks to this meme. Thank you, yrmencyn. You just made my life quite a bit easier.

So...I suppose I actually have work to do. Curses! Foiled again!